Jolly Shot

There's a place beyond the heather
Where the girls so clad in leather
Boots and glossy latex bras
Make many drinks to much applause

The little bar called Jolly Shot
Is one might say a friendly spot
The patrons come and come some more
To drink their famous golden pour

Just watch their lithesome bodies pull
The drinks until they're brimming full
Receptacles so long and slender
Dribbling with liquid splendor

Now grope that glistening delight
And drink until you see the light
Of moon and sun and eyes atwinkle
O'er your long and merry tinkle

And if when soul and thirst are slaked
You find your appetite awaked
Then order up some tasty chicks
To grease and spice your finger licks

But if that meat and busty cleave
Will not your hunger pangs relieve
Then try some of their famous clams
Served up with love and honeyed jams

The best they say in life is pink
Just like they make their sausage link
Its longness hard for any bun
Before you start you will be done

And though the cover is a bitch
The Jolly Shot will make you rich
In currency you cannot buy
The coin of breast and golden thigh